Another curious entry in the library of search terms that brings people to my blog: mid age snakes. Yes, that’s right, mid age snakes. I wonder if this person was searching for aging snakes or snakes that were slithering around in the middle ages? And, why? What kind of person googles that? A grad student in herpetology, probably. Just looking for more info to write that dissertation on old snakes. Or, whatever.

The dinner table debate tonight: was Willy Wonka himself magic or was it the candy factory? We were evenly divided. I feel that it was the structure that was enchanted. Being constantly surrounded by magic in the form of a supernatural chocolate factory drove Wonka to the brink of madness. This is the only explanation for Wonka’s vicious, albeit passive-aggressive, attack on Violet Beauregarde. The poor, poor girl.